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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Observations from Day 5 of OTAs - Cleveland Browns

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are some best sources of great porn?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Weed may be bad for your heart, whether you smoke or consume edibles - Live Science

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Loons and Moons

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No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

share office space ...

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read