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10.06.2025 00:22

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read